Hallow wa wa waaa

Our Halloween standards were compromised this year. Let's reflect on years past:


This year we made costumes out of tape. Jon-David was a 'lawsuit' (a suit with a bunch of laws taped to it). He left a paper trail leading from our apartment to his classroom. On his walk back from class a man on the street yelled at him "I DON'T GET IT!" (nobody did) so Jon-David explains and the man then replies "do you want to know what I dressed up as last year?" he then proceeds to pull out his phone and shows Jon-David a picture of his costume.
Man:"Get it? Guess what I was?"
Jon-David:"A missionary?"
Man:"Yep! A MORMON missionary"

Clever man.